WoW Satire: A New Daily Quest!

We can't kill kids in WoW...but we should be able to enslave them. It could be a daily quest:

Consider the Alliance enslaved Thrall while he was still a child. The orcish peons are still probably unpaid and bound to the land. The Alliance likewise still practices serfdom. The blood elves, it is acknowledged, use slave labor to produce both their magisters' robes and the naughty undergarments their women wear. The orcs themselves use gnome slaves to maintain their equipment. It's understood the goblins are involved in the slave trade. Heck, warlocks enslave their minions, sentient, intelligent creatures. They even enslave Eredar, who are biologically identical to the Draenei. So involuntary servitude is nothing new in the world of Warcraft.

We can't kill kids in WoW...but we should be able to enslave them. It could be a daily quest:

Labor Shortage

Greetings, . The is in need of more laborers to work on many projects related to the war effort. Our own citizens are hard at work, so it is only logical we should make use of our enemies' young; after all, they will fight against us when they are of age. This will weaken and demoralize them while strengthening ourselves. Here, take these manacles and bring their young to me.

Orc Children Enslaved 0/10
OR
Human Children Enslaved 0/10

[when you attempt to enslave the children, Enraged Mother/Father spawn and you have to kill them]

(Progress)
How does the hunt go, ?

(Conclusion)
Well done! Here is your bounty. We have a continued need for more laborers due to ever-increasing demands and rapid turnover, so please come back tomorrow!