Sunday, December 1, 2013

Your Guide To University Of Cincinnati: Chief Diversity Officer Candidates

1) Sabrina Gentlewarrior: Misandrist lesbian with a ridiculous made-up changed name. Spent the last decade as a sexual examiner, acting out her hatred of men by accusing random guys of rape while getting her jollies by fondling women's privates. Her keystone work is "Transgender Survivors of Sexual Violence".

2) Cheryl Nunez: La Raza Feminist with a massive inferiority complex who graduated Harvard 30 years ago yet has no documented work experience other than six months at Xavier. Likes to deliver speeches about how she thinks women earn less than men for the same work (the reverse is true) because she's upset she's too stupid, lazy and ugly to pull down the six-digit salary she thinks she's entitled to.

3) Keith Borders: Do-nothing who washed out of the DOJ, washed out of Macys, then spent the next 20 years playing politics and spouting buzzwords at the notoriously dysfunctional Sears chain.

4) Bleuzette Marshall: Another misandrist lesbian with a ridiculous made-up changed name. Spent 10 years whoring herself out for UC donations. Now bitches that women are persecuted by society because she has nothing else to bring to the table but her body.

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