Last year's Annual Paladin All-Azerothian Conference & Convention was a SLAP IN THE FACE to the Exodar delegation. We had requested buffs for our hooves, as such facilities are standard fare at our own cathedrals and citadels. Because our hooves are not protected by our greaves, we require buffs on a regular basis to maintain bodily comfort and sanitation.
However, the event, hosted in Stormwind, did not feature buffing facilities at the Cathedral of Light, and we "goats" were insultingly told to use the buffing services of the farrier.
We were most irked that the Stormwind and Silvermoon City delegations were co-partisans on the motion that gave official franchises to gnome-owned tanning and nail polish firms, which of course are of no interest to us. Even more offensive was their continual bipartisanship against us on the topic of gear and cleavage.
The Ironforge convention continually abstained from voting; I suspect they were bought off with beer.
Next year, however, it will be different. In Cataclysm, we will be receving a fifth delegation each year - the Thunder Bluff Sunwalkers' Delegation.
With Thunder Bluff sending its first delegation to the All-Azerothian Conference and Convention, we feel quite confident they will adopt correlative positions on issues such as the buffing of hooves, cleavage, and the general fit of gear. They will also be most interested in making use of buffing facilities, and will have the same viewpoints regarding udders and such - and they, likewise, will have hooves in need of buffing.
We would like to submit this petition to please provide additional buffing services for paladins in Cataclysm, as not one, but two delegations will have use for them, and we will form a meaty bloc against any who would refuse us buffs.
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